women on tumblr gotta be the freakiest
or they just frontin’ on the internet
when you go to heaven god high fives you and gives you the best grilled cheese sandwich youve ever had in your life
What about the lactose intolerant?
“fuck the lactose intolerant” - god
I’m gonna mind fuck all of you… It wouldn’t be the best grilled cheese in your life. It would actually be the first grilled cheese you ever had while dead.